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'1'
Blaming your farts on me....
Not
funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG |
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway? |
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.
Stop it! |
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. |
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog!
Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food
chain. |
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back! |
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry,
but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. |
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'9'
Dog sweaters.
Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? |
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'10' How
you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. |
Now lay off me on
some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
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